THE RESUME OF JESUS CHRIST
Address: Ephesians
1:20
Phone: Romans 10:13
WEBSITE: The Bible.
Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus
Hello. My name is
Jesus -The Christ. Many call me Lord! I've sent you my resume because I'm
seeking the top management position in your heart. Please consider my
accomplishments as set forth in my resume.
QUALIFICATIONS:
* I founded the
earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19)
* I formed man from
the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7)
* I breathed into
man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7)
* I redeemed man
from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13)
* The blessings of
the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me, (See Galatians 3:14)
OCCUPATIONAL BACKGROUND
* I've only had one
employer, (See Luke 2:49).
* I've never been
tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.
* My employer has
nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15-17)
SKILLS AND WORK EXPERIENCE
* Some of my skills
and work experiences include: empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing
the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight
to the blind and setting at liberty them that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18).
* I am a Wonderful
Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me shall dwell safely and
shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33).
* Most importantly,
I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your sins, (See I
John 1:7-9)
EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUND
* I encompass the
entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and understanding,
(See Proverbs 2:6).
(See Proverbs 2:6).
* In me are hid all
of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (See Colossians 2:3).
* My Word is so
powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto your feet and a lamp unto
your path, (See Psalms 119:105).
* I can even tell
you all of the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms 44:21).
MAJOR ACCOMPLISHMENTS
* I was an active
participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times, (See Genesis 1:26).
* I laid down my
life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15).
* I defeated the
archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them openly, (See Colossians
2:15).
* I've miraculously
fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead!
* There are many
more major accomplishments, too many to mention here. You can read them on my
website, which is located at: www dot - the BIBLE. You don't need an Internet connection
or computer to access my website.
REFERENCES
* Believers and
followers worldwide will testify to my divine healings, salvation, deliverance,
miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance
IN SUMMATION
Now that you've
read my resume, I'm confident that I'm the only candidate uniquely qualified to
fill this vital position in your heart. In summation, I will properly direct
your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life, (See John
6:47). When can I start? Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews 3:15).
Send this resume to
everyone you know. You never know who may have an opening.
Thanks for your
help and may God bless you!
-- Author Unknown
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